Ten Things I Learned In The Health Club

1. Getting up at 5 a.m. to train a client at 6 a.m. sucks.
2. There is always at least one member in every health club that smells bad.
3. Women always want to know what they can do to make their butt and hips smaller.
4. Guys always try to bench press more weight then they can handle.
5. Everyone doesn't look good in spandex.
6. People tell their trainers things they wouldn't tell their own mothers.
7. The lost-and-found is full of cd and tape players.
8. There is always something that doesn't work.
9. The lat-pull is the most poorly performed exercise.
10. Man-breast are quite unsightly